Have a happy hanukkah and Kwanzaa.

PS
Yay for commercialism


Side Note: Saint Nick died years ago so whoever is leaving presents under your tree and is writing from santa claus is forging his name and is therefore guilty of forgery and prosecutable by american law....MERRY CHRISTMAS *f-*!.

damn it rez, u beat me to the post

P.S.(To everyone) "Santa" THINKS UR A CUNT

then who was that fat whiteman that came down from the sky on a red sleigh with deer pulling it?


ps i shot the fat phuck but didnt kill him he to fast in his ride

Happy Christmas i hope everyone got something fun from santa.

yay the new years is coming.

a new year means new ways of looking at everything, and since this is the start of a new decade my new years resolution has to be a good one so it is to sell everything in the house then sell the house, move to someplace where the nights are cold and the women are hot and start a new life for myself and maybe find someone to share it with. hows that sound to everyone, and i dont want to hear how stupid this sounds rofl

whats your new years resolution squad?

My new years resolutions are to go back to college, get a legit job, work out more and visit my homie in elko.

Hey catris, i hope yours works out.

hey catris move closer to TN so cheez grace & i can visit u often...or @ least every few months....
umm new years resolution....not to get drunk & make stupid faces in a camera, (but still get drunk), umm gamerscore of 25000 or more & to piss even more rednecks off & keep scaring the *f-* outta ppl

i had an idea about that, after i sell everything and have only money left im thinking of getting an apartment close to all my family one at a time. that way i get to meet all of you and see the country and meet new people. its my biggest goal to get out of chicago and start a new way of living my life. your resolutions sound fun and i hope you can do them. i look forward to hanging with all 3 of you when i get a apartment in tenn. i may even get a southern acent after a few months down there.for the last days of 2009 i say its been a long ass year. i feel like i just got done with 12 months of non stop water bording. i plan on 2010 being not just a new year for me but a new decade 8-).

um i plan on geting *f-* alcohol poisoning and as for the resolution uh drop wieght i guess

um catris sounds good but we already beat cheez for his accent so keep yours...plz dont get a southern one... also....if u start dressing like a redneck (overalls, hunting camo when your not hunting, anything with the word dixie on it(unless its the cups), & nascar shirts) ....woog will hallall u faster than u can say ...hallall = the act of preparing animals to be eaten as food by sacrificing them to the gods via slitting their throat & letting all the blood drain out as they r hung upside down

"Santa's A Fat Bitch"

Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling

[gunshot]

Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holding my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's commin, he's comming he must
Lookin up nothing but rust, dust.
Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin payed
leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the building
Listen to my nine go click, Santa's a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get *sh-t*
(Another year I ain't get *sh-t*)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Yeah I got something to say about St. Nick
*f-* that hoe he never brought jack *sh-t*
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cubbards
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out
Should of known I'd get the short end of the stick
No kinda gift I didn't get *sh-t*
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa *f-* you cause your a hoe)
Another year and I ain't got *sh-t*
(Another year I ain't get *sh-t*)
If I hear him land on my roof
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf that's the ghetto.
Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."
[Background:] Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
horses, horses, horses, horses

Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend
But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nothing but coal and dirt for little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
All the little rich boys they gettin payed
Counting the toys and duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog *sh-t*
I'm a kill that fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(He ate too much McDonald's)
Another year and I ain't get *sh-t*
(Mrs. Claus is a ho)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Slice that bitch in the big red coat)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature sturrin but a *f-* rat
I ain't hearing jingle bells I ain't hearing nothing
Ain't smelling no Turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffing
All that I payed, wished and prayed
That fat mother *f-* would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old *sh-t*....house
There be no sign of the fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get *sh-t*
(Another year I ain't get *sh-t*)
If I hear him land on my roof
(If I hear him land on my roof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get *sh-t*
(I ain't ge-et shi-it)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

[record scratching]
"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Here comes Santa Claus again."

You listen to ICP loki?

ICP ICP ICP MUTHA *f-*!!!