Even the natives who are one with the Earth couldn't compete with me if this game ever made it to Canadian soil. You'd be walking all slow and ready with your stink mops and buckets totally unaware that I was ninja-ing around just outside your field of vision. Then, you'd get to my house and all the lights would be off and you guys would be like "Let's get this asshole" and kick in my door only to find that I was not home. Then, once you had eaten everything in my fridge (you'd be hungry after walking to and through Canada), you guys would start looking for me again and as soon as you walked out the front door, you'd step into a deep pit. but at the bottom wouldn't be pungis (sharp *f-* sticks designed to impale my prey), but stink mops all standing on end, ready for you to fall in. But then, just as you stepped in, you'd catch yourselves and scramble back up my front steps where I would ambush you with my Dual-Ended Stink Mop of Doom. You'd each get it twice in the face before getting booted backwards into the pit of eternal stink-moppery. THEN, I'd reroute the drains from my house (and all the neighbours after I pushed them into the pit when they came to complain about the stench) before having all my friends who eat nothing but asparagus, pizza and gruyere cheese move into the now empty houses so they could put the toilets to good use.

Then, I'd yell "I WIN!" every day while standing on my roof and pissing into your pit.

P.S. I took painkillers too close together recently.

your stoned off your ass aren't you?

Thank god you told us your plan loki, now I do feel bad for the body doubles who'll scout your house out before we wire it with c4. Oh and my mop is doubled bladed and I can swing it like darth maul.

does quad bladed mean anything?

Ohhhh you wee lil lad you might be biting off more then you can chew so please don't choke.
Let your anger guide you, let it feed off your soul, let it devour the goodness inside you MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don't even have a soul your persuasion won't work on me anyway

a sith lord and me=bad meets evil

because my stink mop is way badder then their light sabers

if i can find it i have a picture floating around of me riding a mechanical bull and i might put it on

When you say you are riding it do you mean riding it or !RIDING IT! lol, We never know with you dude ROFL

nah i stopped *f-* live stock a few years ago

wow guys

don't *f-* judge us

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